intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

cutieboylou:

(not even sorry about the crappy edit it is the three things i love most in black and white) this is my first ever follow forever yay! so these are all the people that i love a lot and people that make my dash super hella rad yeah! faves are bolded (and i do realise this is mega long im sorry) irl friends are italic (also this has been in my drafts for like two months stg)
super duper besties 
✿Laura✿Lisa✿Caitlyn✿Lyz✿Rachael✿Maureen✿Kelsea✿Mae✿Alex✿Theresa✿Amber✿Heather✿Riley✿

mutals 
# - e
/ 17ink / 17wwa / 17-blackk / 2013lou  / 420harry / 1blck7 / allhaillou / alrightylou / angryniall / anxiouslouis / arrowinheart / ashtonswilly / ashtuned / asstralias / awzayyn / ayynarry / babybluelou / babycheekshood / badsunned / bangtomlinsn / bangtomlinson / bartenderau / bashdana / bbylous / beanieful / bigspoonlouis / birdsnotbeards / blameitonclifford / blehlouis / blurberrys / boolinson / bougeottebird / bradful / bumstagram / calumink / cheerleaderzayn / chemicalsun / cheshirewink / cheshrie / chocloute / cinnamorollouis / clifficorn / cliffordirty / cocksuckerlou / croptoplouis / cuntalici-0-us / curlylikestyles / cutesteen / dangirish / datingtommo / delouisonal / dirtyvanslou / disappointmnt / donckasters / doublerainbowcupcakes / dougstyles / dylanoborien / eatreadwritesleep / emojilucas / ewgurl / exceptharry /

f - k

/ fadedrunes / fairysland / fckedlouis / fck5sauce / fcvkhaz / fightmeluke / flawlest / flawlous / fletchar / four2k14 / foxelf / frickfrackfletcher / frikstyles / ftwlourry / fuckingperfect-me / fuckkstyls / fvkzarry / fxckinlouis / fxckzouis / graphiteirwin / gtfozayn / guccimylou / happymealtoy / harryasfrick / harrybible / harryedvrds / harryedwardstoran / harryessence / harryftbun / harrypottoh / haruldheart / hauntedgay / hauntinglirry / hellayonce / hes-radical / horangelic / htmlmermaid / idiotmullingarboy / irishlarry / isthislouis / jadesthrwall / jenniferlawrenqe / jesybabe / kissedhoran / knanyewest /

l - q

/ larryisbraveforever / larrystylickson / larrystylinsawn / larrystylinshade / larrywinkle / lavirwin / leighsquad / lesbimeme / lets-get-loose / liamlisten / liamsquad / lifeofafanboy / limelightlouis / littlelionash / littlesublouis / loserharry / louhza / louisasfrick / louisbutts / louisneedsaspanking / louisspanksharry / louisthings / lousbumstagram / loustomlnson / loverlylouis / luke-from-5sos / luke5zoz / lukeyscharms / lustlarry / mabbzonedirection / malikbemine / malikrispy / malumcity / mellarkish / melliffluous / micronessme / multiplefandom / nananarry / nialcohols / nialljhoren / nialljhorn / niallsarmpit / niallsbtich / nickjonsa / niellers / nouisdamn / officiallourry / ofiblis / ofkinks / ofmarcel / ofmarvels / oliveskinandeyes / olympicluke / onedirecteon / outofmyweyhey / overstimloulation / owharold / pigletlouis / pixiellou / pizzamanclifford / povvercouples / prettyboystyles / punkmaliks / punksafi / punkslove / pussypopsseverely / quiffharry /

r - v 

/ resideswithstyles / richdadlouis / rimmedlou / salezar / seratoninsadness / seruhmac / sexuniall / shittyclifford / shootingharrywithlove / slayclifford / slayhood / slimsshady / slutslinson/ stripped-niall / stylesandthecity / stylinsonsass / stylslou / sugarlous / symphonic-styles / tatslou / teamharristoyles / theofficialwaltdisney / thirstycurls / thonglouis / tipsyloueh / tittaye / tomlinbooties / tomlinfireproof / tommocraic / unbelievapaul / ur-mad / virginlarry /

w - z

/ wankinglilo / whereszain / whoransquad / wolverhamperton / yaserkink / yespunk / zaptattoos / zaynsdulhan / zaynsthottie / zeysus / ziamdynasty / ziamhigh / ziamsum / zouislayn /

i really hope that i havent missed anyone out and if i have im super duper sorry! but i love you all (even the people ive missed) and thank you for making my dash super awesome!! 

cutieboylou:

(not even sorry about the crappy edit it is the three things i love most in black and white) this is my first ever follow forever yay! so these are all the people that i love a lot and people that make my dash super hella rad yeah! faves are bolded (and i do realise this is mega long im sorry) irl friends are italic (also this has been in my drafts for like two months stg)

super duper besties 

LauraLisaCaitlynLyzRachaelMaureenKelseaMaeAlexTheresaAmberHeatherRiley

mutals 

# - e

17ink / 17wwa / 17-blackk / 2013lou  / 420harry / 1blck7 / allhailloualrightylou / angryniall / anxiouslouis / arrowinheart / ashtonswilly / ashtuned / asstralias / awzayyn / ayynarry / babybluelou / babycheekshood / badsunned / bangtomlinsn / bangtomlinson / bartenderau bashdana / bbylous / beanieful / bigspoonlouis / birdsnotbeards / blameitonclifford / blehlouisblurberrys boolinson / bougeottebird / bradful / bumstagram / calumink / cheerleaderzayn / chemicalsun / cheshirewink / cheshriechocloute / cinnamorollouis / clifficorn / cliffordirty / cocksuckerloucroptoplouis / cuntalici-0-us / curlylikestylescutesteen dangirish / datingtommo / delouisonal / dirtyvanslou / disappointmnt / donckasters / doublerainbowcupcakes / dougstyles / dylanoborien / eatreadwritesleep / emojilucas / ewgurl / exceptharry /

f - k

/ fadedrunes / fairysland / fckedlouis / fck5sauce / fcvkhaz / fightmeluke / flawlest / flawlous / fletchar / four2k14 / foxelf / frickfrackfletcher / frikstyles / ftwlourry / fuckingperfect-me / fuckkstyls / fvkzarry / fxckinlouis / fxckzouis / graphiteirwin / gtfozayn / guccimylou / happymealtoy / harryasfrickharrybible / harryedvrds / harryedwardstoran / harryessence / harryftbun / harrypottoh / haruldheart / hauntedgay / hauntinglirry / hellayonce / hes-radical / horangelic / htmlmermaid / idiotmullingarboy / irishlarry / isthislouis / jadesthrwall / jenniferlawrenqe / jesybabe / kissedhoran / knanyewest /

l - q

/ larryisbraveforever / larrystylickson / larrystylinsawn / larrystylinshade / larrywinkle / lavirwin / leighsquad / lesbimeme / lets-get-looseliamlisten / liamsquad / lifeofafanboy / limelightlouis / littlelionash / littlesublouis / loserharry / louhza / louisasfricklouisbutts / louisneedsaspanking / louisspanksharry / louisthings / lousbumstagram / loustomlnson / loverlylouis / luke-from-5sos / luke5zozlukeyscharms / lustlarry / mabbzonedirection / malikbemine / malikrispy / malumcity / mellarkish / melliffluous / micronessme / multiplefandom / nananarry / nialcohols / nialljhoren / nialljhorn / niallsarmpit / niallsbtich / nickjonsa / niellers / nouisdamn / officiallourry / ofiblis / ofkinks / ofmarcel / ofmarvels / oliveskinandeyes / olympicluke / onedirecteon / outofmyweyhey / overstimloulation / owharold / pigletlouis / pixiellou / pizzamancliffordpovvercouples / prettyboystyles / punkmaliks / punksafi / punkslove / pussypopsseverely / quiffharry /

r - v 

/ resideswithstyles / richdadlouis / rimmedlou / salezar / seratoninsadness / seruhmac / sexuniall / shittyclifford / shootingharrywithlove / slayclifford / slayhood / slimsshady / slutslinson/ stripped-niall / stylesandthecity / stylinsonsass / stylslou / sugarlous / symphonic-styles / tatslou / teamharristoyles / theofficialwaltdisney / thirstycurls / thonglouis / tipsyloueh / tittaye / tomlinbooties / tomlinfireproof / tommocraic / unbelievapaul / ur-mad / virginlarry /

w - z

/ wankinglilo / whereszain / whoransquad / wolverhamperton / yaserkink / yespunk / zaptattoos / zaynsdulhan / zaynsthottie / zeysus / ziamdynasty / ziamhigh / ziamsum / zouislayn /

i really hope that i havent missed anyone out and if i have im super duper sorry! but i love you all (even the people ive missed) and thank you for making my dash super awesome!! 

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

Changing of the Seasons
Two Door Cinema Club

id-somnia:

Changing of the Seasons by Two Door Cinema Club

And when you say you won’t forget me,
Well I can tell you that’s untrue,
‘cause every day since you left me,
I’ve thought less and less of you.

And I’ve worn out all the reasons
To keep on knocking at your door;
Could be the changing of the seasons,
But I don’t love you anymore.

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  1. albus severus: dear mum and dad
  2. albus severus: i was in the library today
  3. albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  4. albus severus: and i would just like to say
  5. albus severus: are you fucking serious
  6. albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  7. albus severus: just literally anything else please
  8. albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  9. albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  10. albus severus: bloody hell
  11. albus severus: yours sincerely,
  12. albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
D.